News everyone.

I have some news for those of you who follow this blog:

1. the Constantine Chernobyl Comments posts from here on out are gonna be using the new format. (which is I'll post the comment, then post his response, and then I'll reply to his response to that comment)

2. I'll be needing some assistance in critiquing and debunking CC. I'll need two more people to become authors for my blog. (and possibly provide some snarky commentary) oh and about that, you must not be a rabid AVGN fanboy, or a rabid IG fanboy, and you have to be fed up with CC's bullshit.

3. Constantine Chernobyl Comments may include stuff from the BatDan hate blog (that is if it ever gets popular which it won't) here's the link for you guys. please enjoy the stupidity.

http://batdansucks.wordpress.com/

that's all for now peeps. have a nice day.

Some bullshit info from a bullshit blog.

Oh god if these guys are serious about this, they are all liars, especially Ben Wagner. here's what he had to say:

"I said I was a double agent, so that explained why I left Positive comments on Chris’ videos.

As for that, goes back to me being a Double Agent. I said Chris was putting the heat on me, they believed that. I had to tell them that it was a lie, and that I was a fan of Chris. I learned alot of secrets about how they work, details and secrets."

and by "secrets" he means stuff he lied about getting. what a cowardly little prick this fucker is. here is the bullshit he made up:

1. Bat Dan is his own informant.

2. Kill Ultra has been divorced 4 times.

3. Kill Ultra lives in Colorado.

4. Sovereign64 dropped out of high school.

5. Micharion is a brony.

so this is all the "secret info" Ben Wagner got. this is all bullshit. I want you all to critique all this "information" here's where all the info is:

http://batdansucks.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/mr-killultra-aka-the-biggest-liar-yet/ (in the comments section) I'm also very sure if BatDanNight was motivated enough, he could debunk all these fucking assholes

EDIT: contrary to what was typed, Micharion is NOT a brony, I didn't put up any counter facts because I didn't need to. as soon as I saw the word "secret" I knew it was gonna be all lies. apparently clearing things up is kicking my ass now.

EDIT 2: It turns out that the blog's owner was working for us the entire time and was undercover as a typical IG fantwat. very well played dude :)

Oh good lord the stupid is spreading.

I have some news that will make you just laugh and then facepalm. Apparently someone decided to make a batdansucks blog. if you dont believe me, then here's the link: http://batdansucks.wordpress.com this is so stupid, it's laughable. hey asshole, his writing is better than yours.

Long Overdue Update:

That website turned out to be a trap that Ladybu- I mean Chris Bores fell right into. yes, it turns out this piece of garbage is impersonating his own mother. Go to the link above and see how lasersquad exposed Chris Bores.

Something very interesting

A user by the name of Mr. Kill Ultra posted this comment before it got deleted by Constantine Chernobyl:

"The fact that you report me proves that it does affect and also proves yet again that you're Joe. The fact that you're reporting me just proves that you're the one bitching out because you can't take it anymore. I offered you a chance to end it, because of the fact it's obviously affecting you. You wouldn't be reporting me if it didn't. By the way,if you really wanted to convince me that you're not Joe, you could've just reported the 2 videos and tried to play it off as the fact that you really aren't Joe. Your stupid ass though went for the third video as well, a video directly referencing your comment section and you. Going for all three obviously proves it affects you,proves that you're Joe Hladnik, and proves that you really can't take it anymore. It also proves that you're nothing more than a little bitch, and that's something everyone here knows now."

not to mention in one of MrBeastSlayer's videos, I can clearly see Constantine Chernobyl mention Christina Hladnik. all this put together exposes CC as Joe Hladnik. keep lying CC. as Mark Twain said: Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. just wanted to share this with you all. have a nice day/night folks.

EDIT: Mr. Kill Ultra has informed me that wasn't him that posted this comment. MrBeastSlayer must have done this then since he did have the videos that rightfully exposed CC (and were wrongfully flagged by CC)

Constantine Chernobyl Comments #8

It's been a while, but I'm back. before I begin, I just want to say I'll be doing things a little differently from now on. I'll post the comment, then post his response, and then I'll reply to his response to that comment. with that out of the way, let's begin.


I posted:

"I don't believe in those fucking 9/11 conspiracy theories and fuck the Illuminati. It's made up by a bunch of stupid mindless bastards."

He replied:

"And yet you believe Jdup in saying that I'm Joe and everyone he says is Joe is Joe."

My response:

you accuse a lot of the people on the IG Sucks Blog of sockpuppeting, but who's to say you're not doing the same thing you accuse them of doing? (inb4 CC denies having sockpuppets)


Mr. Kill Ultra posted:

"The same standards of criticism don't really work on AVGN and TGWTG. They're work is well performed, well executed and the scripts are based on factual and sourced information. Their jokes are (mostly) fresh and their humor is a lot better than IG's make random comparison."

Constantine Chernobyl replied:

"I love the utter lack of objectivity in your comments, dude. :D So by your logic, AVGN and TGWTG cannot be criticized, and only IG could. :D Read you loud and clear, fanboy. :D"

My response:

 the difference is that they're professional video makers who went to college, while Chris Bores is a amateurish dropout. James Rolfe and everyone at TGWTG prefers substance over style, While Chris Bores prefers style over substance. (inb4 CC tries to say otherwise)


okay that's all I can stand for now. I await your comments.

Constantine Chernobyl Comments #7

oh boy CC is really fucking up. let's do this.


Constantine Chernonbyl lies:

"According to Brony, Joe is a shitty father and husband because he reports people who stalks him. :D IG Blog logic. :D"

wrong dipshit. you are a shitty father and husband for dedicating your time to replying to all of us instead of spending time with your wife and kid.

 Constantine Chernobyl doesn't understand:

"You only started attacking Asa when he used the same standards of criticism on IG unto others like AVGN himself and the TGWTG. Your post is automatically invalid because of your double standards. :D"

wrong again jackass. The reason we went after him to begin with is because he tried to sabotage one of TGWTG's anniversary specials. shortly after that he started acting differently. gone was the lovable and snarky Asa, and was replaced with condescending, pretentious, douchebag Asalieri.

Constantine Chernobyl is so wrong:

"ITT: Thanks to Jdup, I now don't have to fear about my personal information getting leaked on the Internet. I'm now "Joe Hladnik". :D"

http://pastebin.com/y3mn8qcB

I beg to differ about that CC. This is confirmed to be his dox, and Joe is confirmed to be his name by MrBeastSlayer. I saw one of his videos exposing CC as Joe. I could see clearly that was on CC's comment box. and someone else addressed him by the name Joe (it wasn't anyone on the IG Sucks Blog)

Constantine Chernobyl still doesn't understand:

"It also should be noted that Danny-boy's thread on TV Tropes for IG was closed because it was all just complaining, according to a mod. :D"

Lots of similar threads like this are closed. btw, this is the thread that got closed because of just complaining:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=rqpkxkiwzjpf09gyoz5bicba&page=1

and this thread wasn't even started by BatDan. goddamn it CC. you have to resort to lying now? that's fucked up.

okay that's all his bullshit for now. until next time peeps, stay safe, strong, and happy.

Constantine Chernobyl Comments #6 (with special guest fwanksajerk)

Oh god, this is gonna be good. CC is spewing more bullshit comments and calling it logic. let's rock.


Constantine Chernobyl posted ignorance:

"I love the parts where he says the spoof was insensitive, even though all the spoofs on IG, he loves. :D Double standards, much? :D"

here's something that you overlooked. all those spoofs were very harmless parodies in the form of YTPs, Bores n' Doors, Third Rate Gamer, Irritated Gamer, IGSRJ, and JoeyDrunko. Chris Bores's spoof however was very hateful, ego driven and opportunistic. the very opposite of all the spoofs I just mentioned.


If you haven't read the title, I'm also gonna be replying to fwanksajerk. let's light this firecracker.


fwanksabitch posted ignorance:

"Kill Ultra thinks someone (Asalieri) changing their views on someone (IG) is being "two-faced." LOL, okay. :)"

Asalieri changed his views just as James Rolfe was getting flack for the whole Cheetahmen II fiasco. he switched sides to avoid getting labeled as someone who supports an e-begger (even though James Rolfe isn't one) so yes. I would call that two-faced.


fwanksafuckface in response to my comment about CC posting a list of James Rolfe's mistakes:

"Yet the only website DN can point out is TVTropes. :D DN is unaware how big the AVGN mistake compilation list truly is. :D"

I believe that since you brought it up, it should fall on you to provide the whole list of mistakes James Rolfe made as the AVGN. unless you're too scared to >:)


okay that's about it for now. inb4 fwanksabastard and CC claim I got butthurt even though I'm in a very good mood today. have a nice day peeps.

EDIT: MrBeastSlayer has this bit of information that shocked me:

"The fact you went for the one that exposes you as a liar as well proves what I've been saying all along,that CC is Joseph Hladnik,and the fact that I've already proven that fwank is CC as well as DANQUINN, proves that you are Joseph Hladnik."

wow. on behalf of everyone at the IG Sucks Blog, you CC have been exposed as a liar and that so called complete list of complaints are really just tiny nitpicks warped by brainless oafs like yourself and the only reliable source is in fact, TV Tropes. inb4 he tries to turn this back at us even though we got Chris Bores dead to rights on all the bullshit he spewed.

Constantine Chernobyl Comments #5

Oh boy, Constantine Chernobyl fucked up big time. let's get started.


Constantine Chernobyl posted a lie:


"The phrase "Shitload of Fuck" is common, by the way. I knew guys in college who said that (before AVGN). I have already heard these accusations. Sorry. I'm not convinced. :D"

Really? you're lying already. we need definitive proof of this phrase being spouted by the people you knew in college. If you can't prove it, then you're just blatantly lying.


Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:


"So you're encouraging people to pirate the movie they already paid for? :D Two wrongs don't make a right, you know. :D"

Not really, I'm doing it because I know how much you don't like "leeches." in other words, I'm doing this to spite you.


Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"Irrelevant. They're still going to pay for it again when the time comes even though they already produced it, which is not the way movie funding works. If you're a producer, you should get something out of your investment, not pay to get it after already paying for it. :D If he's a man of integrity, he would've kept his word instead of fleece his gullible fans to donate more. :D A fool and his money are soon parted indeed. :D"

It's no different if someone saw Avengers 2 or 3 times at the movies. When people donated to James, it was mainly chicken shit money they were throwing away. Of course for some they gave away lots and lots of money (not yours) to James. Did you forget the fans that paid certain amounts will get a free DVD (when it does come out) and James's autograph? And when the movie does come out on DVD, the people who didn't pay that certain amount of money to get a free DVD will only pay the money for the DVD and that's it. The AVGN movie is theirs to own, they can watch it for free all the time they want. is that enough of an explanation for you?


Constantine Chernobyl posted ignorance:

"By that logic, IG himself should be exempt from such criticisms since you're willing to give AVGN a pass for his lack of ability to play games."

It's very simple if you think about it, people like James Rolfe handle constructive criticism very well and don't act like stark raving jackasses about it. People like Chris Bores on the other hand, handle constructive criticism very poorly and do act like stark raving jackasses about it. that's why we give James Rolfe a pass. also, didn't James Rolfe say on one of his videos that he beat Contra without using the 30 lives code?


Constantine Chernobyl flip: "The fact is there are similarities between reviews. That we can agree on. But that's not proof of plagiarism. ANYONE who played those games (and saw the movies in the BttF case) could say those things. That's COMMON KNOWLEDGE." Constantine Chernobyl flop: "Seanbaby says in his NES X-Men review: "I always wondered why companies even bothered to get a license for comic books and movies when they're just going to make a crappy game that has nothing to do with them anyway." Sounds familiar, doesn't it? Yeah, AVGN's a hack."

double standards and hypocrisy. twice the crap shat out by the same asshole.

CC's pseudo logic fails:

"If you're saying that AVGN copying Seanbaby's observation is wrong and you're confirming that it's COMMON KNOWLEDGE, then any accusation of IG regarding plagiarism where he makes the same observations as AVGN (BTTF and their description of enemies) is automatically rendered moot. If IG plagiarized AVGN by making those observations, then AVGN plagiarized Seanbaby. If AVGN didn't plagiarize Seanbaby, then IG never plagiarized AVGN either. Choose. :D You can only have one or the other." 

You seem to be forgetting one thing, Seanbaby hasn't done a video game review in years. how many of their game reviews are the same? (and by that I mean how many times did they review the same game?) how about I choose a bit of both because fuck you. James Rolfe didn't need to leech off Seanbaby to get to where he is, while Chris Bores leeched off of James Rolfe.

that's all for now people. have a nice day.

Quick Update

For those who want to know (Constantine Chernobyl included) why I haven't posted Constantine Chernobyl Comments #5, he hasn't posted anything that's worth responding to. all he does is go after other members of the IG Sucks Blog, calls James Rolfe a plagiarizer of Seanbaby even though Seanbaby does written (or typed) reviews while James Rolfe makes video reviews. Also while on that, Seanbaby's articles about Bible Games, Atari Porn, and Milon's Secret Castle were worded differently from James Rolfe's reviews of those games. While some of Chris Bores's early reviews of games that James already reviewed were worded the same. James Rolfe is not a plagiarizer. Chris Bores is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgEPa7nrZmg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETkemji8L0A

These are the two videos that expose Chris Bores as a failure. (credit goes to One176 who redid these videos, and to DrunkenPunk800 who originally made these videos)

that's all for now, hope to see you all in the near future.

Constantine Chernobyl Comments #4

He finally responded to my comments. Time to respond back to some of this. I'll probably make a special post for one of his little bitch lackeys fwanksajerk (appropriate name) anyway lets begin.

Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"You do realize that it's up to AVGN to make his movie as expensive as he wants and he truly did renege on him asking only for $75,000 when he saw people are gullible enough to donate more."

First of all, he didn't renege on anything, he was surprised when he reached that amount so quickly. 

Secondly, he said they could choose to donate more if they wanted to. It isn't gullibility if they willingly donate.

Edit: CC doesn't pay attention:

"Exactly. That only means that AVGN is greedy enough to double-dip and make his fanbase pay for a movie twice. :D"

He didn't make his fans pay, some of them WILLINGLY chose to donate, James Rolfe did not say at any point after he reached his goal that they "had to" donate, he said they could "choose to" donate. there's a big difference in having to donate, and choosing to donate.

Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"AVGN had his fan base produce the movie. Instead of offering it for free to them after they already paid for it, he's planning to have it shown on cinemas or on DVD form, thus effectively selling the product to them twice. Use your brain."

First off, if they willingly donated money to this, don't you think they would willingly pay for a movie ticket and/or DVD?

Second, the movie is gonna get uploaded to YouTube eventually. (which you'll probably do one of two things. either support this because you hate James Rolfe, or get butthurt over this because in your words we are being "leeches")

Edit: CC is quick to assume:

"Which means AVGN is going to get more money from ad revenue? So he's essentially making his fanbase pay for a movie thrice? :D

Whoever said James Rolfe is gonna upload it? anyone of his fans could upload the movie on to YouTube. and with adblock on, it'll be good times.

Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"I love how if AVGN doesn't revise his videos, he "doesn't have time", but if IG revises his videos, people still mock him and say, "Busted!" and whatnot."

That's because unlike James Rolfe, Chris Bores does half assed revisions with almost no changes. Look at James Rolfe's Dick Tracy, Virtual Boy and Indiana Jones revisions. That's how you should revise videos.

CC is so not thinking clearly:


"His revision of Dick Tracy is also half-assed in that he has yet to address the fact that the snipers kills him easily because he's playing the game wrong. Sorry, dude. Checkmate. :D"

look dude James Rolfe may not be that skilled with games, but he doesn't review these games because of that. he reviews games to point out their flaws. we leave shit like that to people like The Completionist (http://www.youtube.com/user/ThatOneVideoGamer) Chris Bores has the unfortunate mishap of being both unskilled at games, and unskilled at reviewing them. 

that's all I can do for now folks, have a nice day.

Constantine Chernobyl Comments #3

Here we go again. More stupidity from the master bastard himself, Constantine Chernobyl. Let's begin.



Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:


"You mean aside from the fact that AVGN is making his fanbase pay for his vanity project only to sell it back to them for double the profit?"

What the fuck are you even talking about CC? They are still gonna get a product. James Rolfe made the movie despite what your stupid ass said about it being a scam.


Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:


"Anyone else see the irony of this? These comments from a hateblog that only serves as a means to throws insults at IG, I mean."

that blog is there to point out all the flaws in Chris Bores's videos. Also, why do you refer to Bores as IG?


Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:


"This from the blog who makes it a point to express their opinions in the most insulting manner possible? They're asking others to do things they themselves are incapable of doing?"

has it ever occurred to you that they never wanted it to come to that? It's only after Bores acted like such a stark raving jackass that they realized that Bores was never gonna learn from his mistakes.


Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:


"So AVGN never intended to get that much money buuut... he never exactly returned the excess amount, did he? Especially on a movie he could comfortably fund on his own."

This shows you have no fucking idea how movies work http://irategamersucks.blogspot.com/2012/08/bores-is-piece-of-shit-hypocrite.html If you read this post more thoroughly, you would've known that he explains it in full detail. I'll even post the explanation here because you apparently glossed over it and wrote off the rest as "butthurt"

"I’m going to bring up another stupid point people made towards James, and that was all the people that don’t realize how expensive movies really are. All these people were like “why doesn’t James just save up with all his money sources”. Movies are a costly investment, that’s why producers exist. Some multi-million dollar movies require multiple producers. Hell, even a smaller movie can cost a good seven digits. It isn’t just actors, directors and writers that get paid, there’s countless crew members, camera men, lighting, makeup, sound technicians, so much more. 
If you’re filming in a real place, you need to pay a permit. Or you could build a set, that costs money too. You need to feed everybody, so there’s catering. Sometimes you have to stay on the set for days at a time so living arrangements are a must. Basically, filmmaking is a lot more expensive than people think. That $220 million that went into The Avengers didn’t just go to the effects and actors."

Do you get all this, or when you eventually find this blog, are you gonna also write this off as butthurt? if you do the latter, it'll show you are pathetic.

Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"According to Kills Your Brain Cells, Asalieri and IG fans are going to arrange "accidents" once they know the addresses of the people who post on IG Blog while... knowing the living address of both Asalieri and IG. :D So he's admitting they've stalked Asa and IG (creepy) by knowing their addresses while claiming that fans of the two would do worse if people cared enough to know the addresses of the 10 people who posts on their little-known blog. LOLwut?"

hey idiot, has it never occurred to you that their knowledge of both Bores and Asa's living addresses might have come from Encyclopedia Dramatica? Also, what makes you think they're gonna go and inflict harm on Bores and Asa? that would be wrong, stupid, and just plain evil. and the people on the IG Sucks blog know better than that.

okay. since he hasn't posted anymore comments that are worth mentioning, I'm outta here for now.

Constantine Chernobyl Comments #2

Oh boy, we got a flurry of comments from Constantine Chernobastard himself. lets begin.


Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"I love how he brushed off his crazy rants about LadyBuggin under the rug then proceeded to hypocritically chiding LadyBuggin for her replies when he's the bigger offender when it comes to not making sense."

Since when did LadyBuggin ever make any sense? we're talking about a woman who openly listens to Alex Jones, who also makes no goddamn sense. get a clue CC. your pseudo logic is failing. 


Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"Anyone else notice the irony of the IG Blog complaining about quote mining yet that's exactly what they've been doing with me (till Danny-boy got butthurt about it) and with LadyBuggin?"

first of all, BatDanNight didn't get butthurt, he didn't want drama to happen. (which is why this blog exists) and second of all, we're quote mining LadyBuggin because we want to show why a woman in her 50s should not be defending her son who's in his 30s over the internet. It's absolutely pathetic


Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"AVGN _Nazis_ are called as such because there's no compromising with them. Luckily, thanks to their continuous support, they've brought about 140,000+ subscribers for IG while making fools of themselves. Even if they realize the idiocy of their ways, they'll still patronize these videos. We should thank them for their retard logic that "Hurr durr, I hate Chris Bores, so I'm going to watch more of his videos, hurr durr."

First off, it's not support if they don't like him. Second, didn't Bores used to have much more than 140,000+ subs? Third, thanks to BatDanNight's blog (and common sense), many people realized that Bores is not as talented as they thought he was, so they unsubscribed to him. He still may have 140,000+ subs, but that's not the point. the point is that lots of people who USED to be subscribed to him figured out the truth thanks not only to the blog, but common sense.


Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"The amount of obsession found in the IG Blog who claims to hate IG is quite hilarious to me, actually, especially in light of the fact that most of them will defend AVGN to the grave for suffering the very same criticisms."

It's very simple really, James Rolfe according to many people is a nicer person than Chris Bores is, and unlike Bores, James actually has addressed some of these criticisms. he reads comments on his website and forums. he just doesn't have the time to revise his videos because he has other things to deal with. like his new responsibilities as a parent, the AVGN movie, etc.


okay, that's all for now, I'll see you all later.

R.I.P Roger Ebert

Earlier today, we lost one of the most beloved movie critics of all time Roger Ebert to cancer. he was 70 years old. he'll never be forgotten by those who knew him, followed him, worked with him, and were friends with him. the only good thing that comes from this is that he'll be reunited with his fellow movie critic, Gene Siskel.

Constantine Chernobyl Comments #1

Before I begin, I would just like to say: Constantine Chernobyl, come at me bro.

anyway some CC posts that I'll be replying to. You gotta start somewhere. keep in mind that I'm gonna be using "Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment" every time before I post his comments (minus the quotation marks) lets light this motherfucker up.

Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"In other news, Daniel Clayton is a brony. Everybody laugh."

In other news, Constantine Chernobyl is a fucking idiot. Everybody laugh


Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"Can you cite a reference that it's actually a shout out to Sega's Shinobi other than AVGN, you gigantic AVGN fanturd? No? I thought so. :D Please, cherry-pick some more comments. You're hilarious. :D"

I meant in the game itself, not through AVGN himself, you accuse me of cherry picking comments when that's what you just did. keep being butthurt.


Constantine Chernobyl posted a comment:

"People call out IG for his lack of research all the time, but Rolfe has been guilty of this as well. He didn't seem to realize that Home Alone II was made by the same people that did The Simpsons games for the NES when he accused one game of plagiarizing another and never bothered to correct this."

CC posted about a dozen comments that have all of AVGN's mistakes. where did he get all of this? It's simple really, Other people posted those mistakes not just on TVTropes, but on various forums and websites which CC frequents. CC is just that much of an unoriginal bastard. kind of like his hero Chris Bores.

That's all the time I have for now. I'm tired so have a goodnight everybody.

My Introduction

Hello friends. for a while now, another blog I frequent known as the Irate Gamer Sucks Blog has been getting attacked by a YouTube user called Constantine Chernobyl (classy name) and the owner of that blog said that if I post any more he's gonna delete them and there's nothing wrong with that. he wants to keep drama out of his blog. so I'll bring you lots of drama. courtesy of the man who's admitted to having no wife and kids, (he denies he's Joe Hladnik) Constantine Chernobyl.